I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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