She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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