I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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