We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She bit a glass in half.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
