ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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