I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
