The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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