i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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