dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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