My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way