Pappa wants mamma naked
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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