Why are handjobs necessary in class?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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