I could make wine with my vomit
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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