omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
We are two peas in an std pod
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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