and i looked up. we had an audience...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
We are two peas in an std pod
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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