Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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