Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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