Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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