He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.