I'm eating all of the evidence.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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