i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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