He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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