Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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