I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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