Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We left an ass print on the piano.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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