I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Randomize
