what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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