SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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