You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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