do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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