i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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