You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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