Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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