I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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