He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize