oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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