I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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