he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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