At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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