Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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