his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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