I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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