i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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