these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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