yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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