Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
And then he peed in my hair
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