I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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