As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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