I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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