Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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