So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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