yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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