K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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